Update (Oct., 1st): A huge thank you to everyone that has mailed, phoned, or linked to me over the past several weeks. I was contacted by great people at companies with very interesting and cool things and it was a tough decision to choose among all these great offers.
It is now official: I've been notified by my employer of my layoff (French R&D; office closing down, cost reduction and all).
Please hire me.
If you are unable to hire me, please do me a favor and link to this entry.